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Sorry y'all I've been really off my rocker. This 12 Days of Boogie really took off! We've had over 10,000 views this month, much more than I expected. It's definitely a step in the right direction. I promise to get at y'all this weekend, but until then here's another rhyme I dropped. It's called "Switching Lanes". I understand if this transition’s a little scary/ Slightly nerve-wrecking; a tad intimidating/ For us it's brand new/ But girl I plan to/Refresh you/ With a love designed to be invigorating It seems like you’re ready to switch lanes/ I got my signal on too; I’m trying to do the same/ The reason? Well you had an All-Star season/ So please don’t let my strong offer be in vain/ You possess a balance I’ve been desperately wanting/ Before finding you, I wondered did it exist/ We talk of cuddling up, watching Heat vs. Celtics/ Followed by making love to “More About Nothing” (Wale!)/ And while your frame is  Fantastic Four / My “Thing” is...

Hey y'all no blog topic in particular today; just a little a poem I put together to keep sharp. Hope y'all enjoy. Oooooooh Ms. Applebottom/ The traits I’m looking for in a woman, you got em/ You’re charming as ever/ Convo gets no better/ Kisses so sweet, I have to go and retweet/ Woman, I’m inspired by you/ I was a Sprite man, but now I do the Dew/ Because your body so fly/ me and the song cry/ The sight of your legs and thighs give me Popeye’s / Chicken, be by my side like Pippen/ Kobe and Gasol can’t see us at all/ You’re a #1, Blake Griffin, John Wall/ Spring, Summer, or Winter, because you refuse to Fall / Come on and hop into the Cool Whip/ With them hips I wanna take on a school trip/ To ecstasy/Please sit next to me/ I’ll knock it out the park, girl ; watch the trajectory/ But it’s not all about sex to me/ You look to motivate, and you do it successfully/ Decided on career goals, becoming the best I see/ When I’m talking mad junk, you’re the first one checking me/ You...

Hello everybody; I hope all is well today. I’m feeling good today…just got paid…Friday Night lol. Anyway, it has been a while since I’ve posted a blog, so hopefully my words strike a chord with you. Before I begin, I want to give a shout-out to a few people: Credit to Y.M.e? (Uber Manuever, G-Diddy, Teflon, Jeff, and Rob Lay), Kyle aka Cameraman, my friend Vanessa, Ant-Diggety, Tariq, and Steff (Blind Marcel, Charlie, and manager “Big Shimmy” from the “Blockers” commercials) and the wonder known as Taria. Also shout out a homie of the family, Ant “Mi Hombre” Gaffney. Today I reach out to my fellas to offer some insight into improving your romantic and sensual conversation with women. There’s nothing wrong with a little bump and grind between GROWN people. As long as you wrap it up and you and your partner are at a level of understanding about the consequences, have fun. Now there is no need to call me a Sensei or anything, but I pride myself on being able to create a vivid image of ho...

 What’s going on world? I owe you all an apology, because I’ve been a dead beat with this blog thing. It’s crazy though; so much stuff has been going on that there really has not been time to jot my thoughts. One of my newest sketches for Pick 6, “What Should I Do?”, was re-posted (or re-tweeted) by NBA star LeBron James and it’s really taking off. Since then, my time has gone towards creating more sketches that the people love.   Let’s get back to the essence, though, starting with some shout-outs: Props to “Bron Bron” for the exposure; Shout-out to those 6 angelic ladies and 7 good brothers I met this week (love y’all); Shout-out John Wall, for an excellent “Dougie” display against my Philadelphia Sixers; and finally Grandma Perry, who made the best chicken, green beans, and cornbread in history. Today I want to discuss “Moving On”. No I’m not talking about Mya, even though she was fine; but the act of leaving the past behind. Recently I started working on my next book, “L...

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10/25/2010 "Another Side of Me" What's up world? I hope everyone is doing well and living their life to the fullest. If you haven't already, go check out the newest sketch from the Pick 6 crew, "Blockers Insurance". We've all had that moment when we've been attempting to get quality time and someone kept interrupting. Well we've got the insurance for that now (click  here  to see the commercial). I really had a topic I wanted to drop, but I will save that for the next blog. For now, sit back and enjoy a little rhyme I wrote. No matter how close we are, it feels like you evade me/ Suburban Black kid, you just don’t relate to me/ And that’s how it go, my own hood don’t relate to me/ Feeling out of this world; my crib’s outer space to me/ Maybe that’s why when I get “"Sirius”"/ You look at me funny, like I’m reciting “Delirious”/ Not Eddie with the jokes, but you can come in my America/ But why I gotta be mackin to show I ai...

Hello good people; I hope all is well. I want to add a quick disclaimer prior to the reading of this blog: I’m getting my boogie on right now. Don’t worry, it’s just practice. Any who, allow me to do my shout-outs: Shout out to “She She”, who I’ve never met but you seem cool; the Crump family (Mr. Crump, Mrs. Crump, and MACEO!); and finally people who brush their teeth twice a day. Don Ruiz's Five Agreements are tough to beat, like the starting five in South Beach. Today I want to share with you a few methods of gaining peace and success that I’ve recently been subjected to. In one of my many trips to Washington, I happened to hear about these tools of peace titled “The Five Agreements”, developed by author and New Age Spiritualism advocate Don Miguel Ruiz. The summary of his teachings are that we must remove ourselves from responsibility of other people’s problems and issues, giving us more time to develop ourselves as people of integrity and peace. Upon hearing t...