Picture This

Hello everybody; I hope all is well today. I’m feeling good today…just got paid…Friday Night lol. Anyway, it has been a while since I’ve posted a blog, so hopefully my words strike a chord with you. Before I begin, I want to give a shout-out to a few people: Credit to Y.M.e? (Uber Manuever, G-Diddy, Teflon, Jeff, and Rob Lay), Kyle aka Cameraman, my friend Vanessa, Ant-Diggety, Tariq, and Steff (Blind Marcel, Charlie, and manager “Big Shimmy” from the “Blockers” commercials) and the wonder known as Taria. Also shout out a homie of the family, Ant “Mi Hombre” Gaffney.

Today I reach out to my fellas to offer some insight into improving your romantic and sensual conversation with women. There’s nothing wrong with a little bump and grind between GROWN people. As long as you wrap it up and you and your partner are at a level of understanding about the consequences, have fun. Now there is no need to call me a Sensei or anything, but I pride myself on being able to create a vivid image of how I feel (or want to feel) and relay that to my target audience, aka this sweet silky thing right here.

It’s slowly becoming common knowledge that men are visually stimulated (girls with curves, all that jazz), where as women are mentally stimulated. Women prefer to be able to link their interest with an aesthetic image IN THE MIND to be excited about you.  The key to creating this excitement is the ability to transfer your visual onto her mental. This will allow her to visualize then attack, like “The Waterboy”. To do so, we will apply a method called “Visual Painting”. Yes, I get my Picasso on. Visual Painting is vividly describing a sentiment, an event (past or future), or a desire in hopes of mentally transferring your concept to the listener(s).

After finding a woman who creates a certain level of excitement for you (MOST IMPORTANT), there are four steps to putting your feelings and your intent in HD, Plasma, all that. NOTE: DO NOT USE VISUAL PAINTING FOR EVERY GIRL THAT YOU KNOW.

1.       Replay the image in your head, and break it down for her.

In Visual Painting, you’re Marv Albert, so your play-by-play has to be phenomenal. Remember, the two of you are not actually performing the act at this moment, so you have to be very detailed. Go slow, and allow her to enjoy what you’re talking about. If you have an extensive lexicon or strong hold of the English language, wow her with some wild adjectives lol. Don’t tell her kisses were good, tell her they were succulent!

2.       Make the painting interactive.

You know this is an age of technology, and everything is interactive, so make your conversation the same. While telling a story of a massage you’re giving, for example, ask her what areas of her body are stress points, ask her does she want any music, or does she like fruit. Nothing’s worse than telling a lady, “Yeah I’m going to feed you strawberries,” to hear, “Ugh; I hate strawberries!” Re-jected. It’s great to know the person as an established friend, but if you don’t know something, ask. Don’t play yourself. Also, be careful not to tell a long drawn out story. Keep a pulse on how the female is responding. The more you involve her, the more she can add her own flavor, her own paprika, to the story.

3.       Put some R&B on it.

I’m not a hater, so I can comfortably say that not too many personas cooler than that of the male R&B singer.  Ladies love it; I created 2 R&B alter egos, “Seis Songz” and “Chris Brown-Skinned”. When telling your interest how you feel about her, talk through the voice of an R&B singer. Shoot, snap your fingers if you have to.

4.       Hold The Ignorance.

One of the most important keys to your success is to try to refrain from being what my friend Garvin likes to call “O.D.” You’re not telling this story to your boys, so save the “sauce”. You have to be smooth with a woman, until she NOTIFIES you that she wants that Aztec warrior stuff. Then you bring the beast out. Don’t lead with that though, unless you just like to make a fool of yourself.

Now with these moves (and these grooves), you’re on your way to be becoming a Van Gogh of Visual Painting. Communication is an important element of romance, and it comes in many forms. Utilize all your resources; it could result in excitement and bliss. Now that’s quite the image. Picture that.