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Ms. Applebottom

Hey y'all no blog topic in particular today; just a little a poem I put together to keep sharp. Hope y'all enjoy.


Oooooooh Ms. Applebottom/
The traits I’m looking for in a woman, you got em/
You’re charming as ever/
Convo gets no better/
Kisses so sweet, I have to go and retweet/
Woman, I’m inspired by you/
I was a Sprite man, but now I do the Dew/
Because your body so fly/
me and the song cry/
The sight of your legs and thighs give me Popeye’s/
Chicken, be by my side like Pippen/
Kobe and Gasol can’t see us at all/
You’re a #1, Blake Griffin, John Wall/
Spring, Summer, or Winter, because you refuse to Fall/
Come on and hop into the Cool Whip/
With them hips I wanna take on a school trip/
To ecstasy/Please sit next to me/
I’ll knock it out the park, girl ; watch the trajectory/
But it’s not all about sex to me/
You look to motivate, and you do it successfully/
Decided on career goals, becoming the best I see/
When I’m talking mad junk, you’re the first one checking me/
You’re something special, Ms. Applebottom/
Churchgoers buying jeans when they see you rock em/
So prayin/ That you do play in/ I pledge my allegiance so I hope you’re not hazing.


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