Essence of Storytelling (Chris Brown Rap)

Hey check out my words, titled Essence of Storytelling:

I’ll say it once again I’m the solid form of ether/

So clutch around the “Mike” I started calling myself Steve Kerr/

Black Dustin Beiber/Excuse me, Justin Beiber/

Either way they download me, like Adobe Reader/

This is what the young kids like to call “Swag Rapping”/

I can do it all baby this is just multitasking/

If the beat so far gone, you get the Best I Ever Had/

Or if it’s slow, I pick and roll, like you decided to play the Jazz/

You get the analogy? I really hope you got it/

I pay attention to detail: t’s crossed, I dotted/

Swag rapping is cool, but not always compelling/

Which is why this Slick Rick learned the Art of Storytelling/

Every once in a while, it can come in handy/

Like you see a pretty lady, and you want to talk fancy/

For instance, I met a Jersey girl who had an R&B preference/

So when I was spitting “G”, I would make a song reference/

She really really liked Chris Brown/

To that I said, “Excuse Me Miss, I’d love to Take You Down”/

She said, “Yeah 3X,” and gave me a Kiss Kiss to end it all/

Lips so luscious, I got weak in the knees; I had to Crawl/

Shorty had it all; Great body, cool chick/

Respect for herself, so she ain’t take “No Bull…”

I really loved that girl, but I was Mars and she was Venus/

So we split and everyone rapped about it…Deuces remix.

Swag rapping…story telling/

Do the Dr. Scholl’s: Let it start gelling/

Begin the unveiling/

Best of both worlds/

Variety: Now that’s one pretty pearl.

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