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Hey good people...Just in the writing mood, so check out my rhyme:

Here I am seeking out respect, appreciation, fame/

Trying to be trending topics on Tuesdays like The Game/

Gonna stay sour until I whip the cream/

Still defending "The Dream" like I’m Patrick Ewing/

But handle the rock like Doc...Rivers, John Starks/

Dunking on the best, because I have no regards/

No remorse, no feelings, pure apathy/

I do it because you’re a laughingstock, you’re a parody/

Uhh, I take that back; you’re a spoof/

You weren’t funny until I appeared first like Poof/

I am a Wizard with the Magic: Gilbert Arenas/

And I hand out stories to the people like subpoenas/

That’s just my demeanor/

Solid form of Ether/

You whine if you don’t get your way, like a spoiled diva/

Somebody get this guy a Snickers, he’s Aretha/

Anyway/

Some say I’m bipolar, because I aim to please/

But if you don’t feel me, well then you can feel deez/

Ced being graphic? That’s really OD/

Well that’s the way I feel when you don’t recognize my G/

My dad says when you’re young, they judge you by your sexing/

And when you get older, the judge you by your investments/

Well Charles Perry, for you I have a question/

If I’m doing both well, why can’t I make a good impression?

Riddle me this, riddle me that/

How do you come off confident, compassionate, and Black?

Keep hope alive/

Survive then thrive/

Celebrity or 9-5/

Support your kids and future wife/

Got my plans lined up, and I act accordingly/

It’s like I work for FedEx; I handle Priority/

Dreaming of the day the girls look at me adoringly/

And tweet me as TT’s, as if Malik ordered me…