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Cooking Beef (Originally posted on 9/10/2010)

Hola, good people;   I hope your day is going well. I’m in a good mood. As I’m typing, I’m actually pop-locking (bet you didn’t know I was that talented). Lot of important things going on right now, but I believe it’s necessary to get this beef off my chest. By the way, beef brisket sounds disgusting. I heard somebody on the sitcom “The Game” say, “That’s why you smell like beef brisket.” Almost threw up.

Any who…back to business; Trey Songz, I’m calling you out. That’s right, “Playa”, I said it. You out here trying to show out, and I’m not feeling it. My first point of beef: Calling yourself “Mr. Steal Yo’ Girl”. Really, Tremaine? That’s how you flow? So you mean to tell me when Pick 6 blows up (Check us out on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/pick6time lol) I can’t bring my girl around you, or you’ll try to jack me? That’s messed up, homie, messed up. I recently read at Black Colleges the female to male ratio is 7:1 or something crazy like that. You better take your black behind to Morgan State and get you a bitty! Be reasonable, homie, you should have no problem getting girls. You got a thin mustache, you haven’t worn a shirt since your debut album, and above all, you’re an R&B singer. If you’re having problems getting your own women…I don’t know, call Usher or somebody. But since you want to be a hater, I’M releasing an album to compete with Passion Pain and Pleasure. It will be released under my alias Seis Songz, aka “Mr. Get Your Own Girl”. Fall back brother.

Secondly, I heard you rapping now. I heard you spitting “hot rhymes” on your mixtapes. Come on, Dog! I’m glad to know you can diversify and all, but can you stay focused on this singing thing? SOME OF US like to use your music to set the mood. I’m not going to put up candles, rose petals, get the massage oil, and then have you beat boxing on the track. Slow down. Besides, I’ve never heard Ron Isley or Teddy Pendergrass spit a nice 16. Not necessary.

Now playa, I’m saying all this to you because I know you got talent. You’ve been working hard and it’s paying off, for you and all the brothers who can’t sing so they play your CD to their lady. But don’t let it go to the head, dude. Chris Brown is almost back in good graces with the media, and I’ll convert like Islam.
 That’s all for now; I hope you all are getting ready for the upcoming season of Pick 6. We’ve got a new location, new sketches, guest appearances…and much boogie. Season 3 is sure to be the real deal…Chili cheese fries good. For more info, come here, www.pick6time.com, the facebook page, or follow us on twitter @pick6time. Peace, grace, and Bouillabaisse. 

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